spandexer asked: Hi long time fan here but I need your advice pls. Me and my gf got into a fight recently and she was saying mean stuff. I dont hit women so I panicked and farted into my hand and threw it in her face. Her mouth was open and everything and I kind of feel bad because it wasnt a pleasant smell. She stormed out of the house and we havent spoken in 2 days. pls respond I dont know what to do or say.
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.